God;… did you hear the joke, a drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ!" ??
Satan;… did I hear it?? I wrote it!
God;… oh yeah, I forgot how much you like to pick on my boy
Satan; … well you did make him an easy target, next time you send a messiah make him a little more street wise
God; … don't tell me how to raise a messiah!
Satan;… take a chill pill will you old man, it's just a joke
God;.. I think we should change the subject, how goes it on birthing the Anti-Christ.. still looking for a virgin to impregnate? I'm telling you right now.. It's not that simple.
Satan;… what, you don't think I can get a virgin? Have you seen the size of my Beelzebub? It's absolutely Satanic!
God;.. Yes,, yes.. We all know what a big gift I gave you… but did you use it for the good of mankind?
Satan;… lets just say it was good for me.
God;.. Why do I have the feeling the world is in for a royal screwing??
Satan;… well like they say… "use it or lose it"
God; … you know Satan you are one of my biggest disappointments
Satan;… I'll take that as a compliment, Dad.
Author notes
God, I'm soooo going to hell
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- You come across Satan and God having a conversation by trekkergirl.
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hahahahahahahahahaha!! LUV IT!!!!! -
This is hilarious! I'm actually laughing out loud.
Síochán leat
~Mairéad~
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I am laughing my A** off!
I love it.... I really do. It made me smile. Brightened up my whole day... size of his... well that was just great!
Now this I really do see as happening. Shhh. Great creative write you have here. Loved it. I did!
Thanks for sharing this with us and thanks for entering it into my contest. -
Hell 4 sure
One of your many master peices loved it keep up the awsome poems -
Actually, God thought this was funny, he's the one that told me to come read it.
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Lol, this is too cleaver, I'm still laughing, going to read it again, thanks.
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Funny
Oh yeah this is sooo funny. Maybe you can be a comedian in the afterlife. Hopefully without flames!
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This one certainly put a big on my face
Well done 
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What a write here
This is perfect and yes indeed if the two of them had a sense of humor Im sure they would crack up over this piece . You did good on this one
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