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$500 Reward

I am offering a $500 reward for the safe return of my missing lips and teeth.

They were last seen smiling on my face the day before yesterday wearing #15 fire engine red.

I'm sure that if I could shout for them they would come rushing back to my head but with no mouth above your chin it's kind of ...hard... to speak, so i am doing this instead.



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  • spiritualangel
    January 14
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    Is it a poem ? if yes, then its beautiful. Best of luck.


    • Vaquerita
      January 17
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      luckily it is not an actuall offer

      and my lips are still happily located above my chin =D


  • penman gold member
    January 7
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    Wonderful

    Very clever take on the prompt. So very well done. Best of luck in the contest.