Had my son in the bathroom one day,
and he was grunting to beet the band hey hey .
He was eating a baby ruth when he went in,
and his moms evil side took a notion with an evil grin.
As they exited the stall
and a stranger came in,
she reached out with that
tissue wrapped baby ruth and then.
The stranger made a face
and then tossed it aside,
and ran back out yelling
sir you forgot your snack
with a gleam in her eye.
Oh the devil made her do It
I know this is true,
for there's nothing that looks more like
a turd than a baby ruth .
So have yourself some fun
and the next time,
get you a baby ruth
wrapped with toilet paper
when you stand in line.
Author notes
Have fun
A contest entry
- What Is It That Tickles Your Fancy by storiesuntold.
700 points, ended January 27, 11 entries
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It is a wonder the man didn't toss his cookies
This would be a great kicker for the new Jay Leno show. This was a roitlol...mac
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i live in the uk so i have never tried a baby ruth, dont think i want to now lol hee hee
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aww this is so very funny what a hoot!!! I love it!! I got a good chuckle out of this one!!! You surely know how to write some of the most fun pieces ever mom!!!! This is very very well written!!! I love it!!
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OH!! mama, you wrote a hoot of a funny one with this! great job and I got that it was in tune to "Devil went down to Georgia" right away. I'm still laughing...
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haha patty this funny good luck inthe contest
maralisa
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Yucky!!!!
Well...you sure had me going & yup...this is funny! What a story poem. You're sure good with these! 
Thanks for sharing this! 
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That is so funny, dear one! Yep, I do believe the "Devil made you do it!" Good luck with your contest. With all the great poets here at A/P, I feel certain your work will be cut out for you once the judging begins. 
Luv and Hugs, BonnieQ 
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