Ten Phrases That People Never Listen Too

1) freeze! don't move! (people normally act stupid and actually raise their hand above their heads LAME!)

2) don't look. (i have yet to see a person who heard this and never turned to look)

3) stop breathing. ( i have actually managed to turn blue)

4) don't blink ( sometimes i do this during a horror movie but then i close my eyes because im scared)

5) look out (how can someone say look "out". most of the time people just duck without looking. what would be more understandable would be if someone said "look that way for an object heading directly for you!" i know it is a mouthful but it works)

6) go jump off a cliff. (my cousin actually did this but for some reason everyone called him suicidal. but hello he is called a professional cliffdiver for a reason!)

7) shut your mouth!! (honestly my sister acts like she has never even heard these words in the same sentence before. she always has to get her point across first and if you interupt she starts over. i would like to add that her point normally lasts about 5 to 10 minutes.)

8) don't ask questions. ( this is normally followed by someone stupidly saying "why?")

9) women and children first. (i myself would throw the old lady in front of me off the deck just to make it safely onto the liferaft and then i would throw off the baby for the old lady to use as a floatation device)

10) stop reading this sentence!!!! (i bet you are just going to keep reading this right up to the very end just to prove a point aren't you? well then answer me this do you know what that point is? huh? do ya? because i really have no idea.)