'Twas the night before Christmas
All I wanted was to cum,
The numbers in my little black book all dialed
Except....for this one.
I reached for my phone, a little shakily
Not sure if he would pick up
Or how serious he would take me.
A shot of tequila gave me the courage;
Seven numbers dialed,
In a very horny hurry.
By ring number four
I felt my bravery waver
And at the dial tone
I assumed St. Nick wasn't cutting me any favors.
To my room I went with haste
Reaching my drawer of goodies
With no time to waste.
Around my favorite vibrator my fingers curled
I loved my buzzing friend
That I coyily named Earl.
It was long and stayed hard
and hot pink in color
I was giddy at where I would start.
With just a click it began to hum
I released my pussy from purple lace
And got ready for some muchc needed holiday cum........
A contest entry
- A VERY MERRY AND KINKY CHRISTMAS by Swtpoetryman.
1000 points, ended January 4, 2009, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
U like? Be Honest!!
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WOW!!
Lol. i loved this one.
it turned me on....waaaaayyyyyyyy on.
Very creative by the way.
Can't wait to read more from you/ -
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Thank you!!!
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Lucky Earl !! LOL!
Good luck in the contest.
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Thanks hon!
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IF YOUR VIBRATOR STAYS HARD ALL NIGHT AND BUZZES LIKE A BEE AROUND YOUR HONEY - THAN EARL IS THE PERFECT NAME FOR HIM! HE! HE!
THANKS for submitting this yummy piece to my contest which is quickly cumming to an end - as I will be doing tomorrow while judging all of the juicy submissions to this years KINKY CHRISTMAS CONTEST! I TRULY enjoyed it and am just as hard and buzzing as happily as your favorite vibe! Maybe, one day soon you'll get to use it on a naughty boy like me! HE! HE!
Love & Peace!
Earl.
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My goodness!!! LOL!!!! Thanks so much...this contest made me think with a happily naughty holiday twist....loved it!!
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HOOOOOLLLLEEE
Smoke Stacks! robin she's gonna blow!!!
wowzers! very hot poetess..
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LOL!!! Thanks Swan!
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Earl the Great?
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