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By: doolie



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  • Aussie Gypsy gold member
    January 10

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    Haha, this made me laugh out loud, what a classic line, got to love our grandfathers. Best to you in the contest


    • doolie gold member
      January 10
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      Thank you so much for the HM. I'm sure grandfather is smiling down at me right now.


  • Mirthryl
    January 8
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    The voice of experience? Counsel with great imagery!


  • LadyDementia gold member
    January 7

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    I visualised this perfectly, how funny would it be Love the humour! Good luck in the contest hun


    • doolie gold member
      January 7
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      Thank you my lady. Brought back many happy memories. Thanks for your lovely comment.


  • hotchocolate gold member
    January 6

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    Hee Hee!!! I'm cracking up on this cause I can see it!! LOL! Good luck to you hon

    • doolie gold member
      January 6
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      Seeing it is you mind is one thing, setting next to him well he's doing it is oh sooo special. Hahaha Alway had a empty milk carton next to his chair, too. Gross. Couldn't help but love that man. Thanks for your comment.


  • januaryrain gold member
    January 3
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    lol, very wise man.

    • doolie gold member
      January 3
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      Thank you for your wonderful comment. I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it. Grandpa was special thats for sure.

      Laura


  • condor gold member
    January 3
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    Hahahaha! Not a good idea, but one which would probably be worth the fine! Great stuff!

    • doolie gold member
      January 3
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      Glad you got a chuckle out of this Condor. I had fun writting this one, also. Thanks so much for your wonderful comment.
      Laura


  • rbruce gold member
    January 3
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    My imagination is running full throttle. Love it and its imagined consequences.

    • doolie gold member
      January 3
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      Thank you rbruce for your comment. My grandfather was a great guy. I think he would have gotten a big laugh out of it.

      Laura


  • Amera gold member
    January 3

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    hehe... He's right!
    I heard that you can tell if a Redneck is married because there are tabacco stains on both sides of the pickup truck.

    Love,
    Amera♥

    • doolie gold member
      January 3
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      Thanks for your wonderful comment Amera.
      Grandpa was a redneck for sure, but grandma on the other hand, would not chew just smoke once in a while but never inhale. Haha
      Thanks for visiting my page and my writes. Just entered another contest. My hubby said I have to start somewhere. Hopfully it will bring some laughs and smiles.
      Laura


  • echo-ink
    January 1

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    Hahaha, thats a good one, HA!

    My uncle once spit out the window, which isn't a bad thing...unless the window is up...

    another time, he spit with the window down, but my window was down too, and I was sitting right behind him in the car, YUK!!! it flew right into my face, so then he had to pull over so I could throw up.
    Not one of my more memoriable moments spent with them.

    • doolie gold member
      January 1
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      I know it wasn't funny at the time, but I can't help it, I'm laughing by butt off. Memories are such wonderful things. Maybe your uncle and my grandpa are related. Hahaha!!!
      Thanks for your wonderful comment and the applause.

      Laura


  • mysticstorm gold member
    January 1

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    ! How true it is...my grandfather was amazing and the biggest part of my life...I miss him greatly but carry his wisdome daily...
    Great one liner!

    • doolie gold member
      January 1
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      Thank you Mystic for your comment My grandfather was such a quite and thoughtful man. I miss him so much.

      Laura


  • Cup-a-Joe
    January 1
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    I am begining to like your grandfather. You need to write more about him.
    Joe

    • doolie gold member
      January 1
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      Thanks Joe. He was something. He always drove real slow and would spit his chew out the window. One day he did that and the man in his car behind him got so mad that he forced him over to the side of the road. He was really giving him hell for it. Grandpa just laughed and drove off leaving him on the side of the road.
      Thanks for your comment. I'm glad you like it.
      Sorry not related to Tom. HaHa

      Laura


  • Maxboy gold member
    January 1

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    Good job sweetie, your first write, well done love.

    Beautiful....Best of luck in the contest.


    • doolie gold member
      January 1

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      Thank you love. It may not be much, but it's a start.


      • Maxboy gold member
        January 1
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        Everyone has to start somewhere, well done sweetie.

        Good Luck

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