Stef's been on the bottle
just watch her rapidly sway
One too many I am sure
when she walks that way
Watch out for the sofa
don't trip up on the mat
be careful girl step gently
that's the tail of your cat
No more now I'm telling you
for if you drink much more
you my girl will be rolling
and you'll end up on the floor
Ooh that must have hurt you
that was a boiling cup of tea
NO it wasn't the remains
you left
in the cup of hot brandy
Sober up I'm telling you
before you read this verse
or you'll only see blurred vision
which is always such a curse
Now stef
I said behave girl!
Thats not very polite
do those buttons up at once
that was NOT a pretty sight
Thank goodness!
she just passed out cold
We shall carry her to bed
I bet you in the morning
She'll have one
massive aching head
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Love it. I pretty much was on my way. Was this weekend too. Oooh what you trying to say my naked body isn't a pretty sight? I feel completely rejected now LoL. Nicely done, nice to see something fun and lighthearted. Unlike lightheaded, which I certainly WAS NOT the day after
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lol, thank you for the chuckle
well done.
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