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My Grandfather always said

Wipe twice, just in case.

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  • Violaceous Rainbow
    February 28

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    Ha ha ha!!!

    This is too cute and funny! My grandfather always said stuff like:

    "A friend in need is a friend indeed"

    which always made me shake my head. Lol!


  • AutumnGypsy gold member
    January 10
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    Awww this is so cute, but a very wise piece of writing too. Well done. Best to you in the contest

  • Aww lol]. Often older folks wisdom (if it can be called that) is goofy short and to the point, lol good job on goofy humor.


  • januaryrain gold member
    January 3
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    lol, great advice.


  • smonte19124 gold member
    December 31, 2008

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    LOL Love it! Absolutely love It. Good luck in the contest. God Bless, Jo-Ann


    • Ademon
      December 31, 2008
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      The sad reality is...My grandpa actually said that to me... lol I'm just glad it makes people laugh and smile when reading this... Grandpa's always new everything there was to know about pretty much whatever I asked a question about when I was but a little kid...looking back almost every answer they gave me makes me laugh...

      • smonte19124 gold member
        December 31, 2008
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        He was only looking out for your mom having to wash your undies. LOL My mother said something similiar and my so called macho dad said "Real Men don't, and they don't Wash their hands after going to the bathroom either." I think he was only making her mad but I never asked him to fix me a peanut butter and jelyy sandwich again. lol


  • love bleeds
    December 31, 2008
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    haha lol


  • Angelflower
    December 31, 2008

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    Lol. well that surely is interesting!
    My grandfather never said anything like that to me! lol. but he was too busy chasing my other cousins. lol. This was really cute! best of luck in the contest!


    Angel


  • Jeremy0826 silver member
    December 31, 2008

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    LMAO! Not thrice? hehe
    Good luck to you here and thanks a lot
    for this laugh!




    Jeremy0826


    • Ademon
      December 31, 2008
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      haha thanks! It just popped in my head... lol

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