I was getting married
to the love of my life
The most beautiful woman
Will soon be my wife
there was only one problem
My beloved had a sister
So hot and so sexy
and as fast as a twister
The day before the wedding
i was chillin at their house
When up creeped her sister
as quiet as a mouse
'I want to show you
come with me upstairs'
I could not help but follow
the short skirt that she wears
In her room on the bed
she lifted her skirt
And smiled at me
unbuttoning my shirt
As mad as a hare
i ran down the stairs
dodged all the tables
and dining room chairs
I ran to my car
and i opened the door
when i heard a loud cheer
i looked back and swore
Behind was the family
of my Helen of Troy
'Well done, you passed the test!'
said her father with joy
'Welcome to the family
You're the best one so far
You could've humped her sister
but you ran to the car!'
The moral of this story
which I tell from afar
do your self a favour and
keep your condoms in the car!
What do you think?
Comments
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ha ha i liked it. so funny... you should write more stuff like that!!!
love love love
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That is some funny stuff man.
Good Job.
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Haha, omg Alex....
This is the greatest thing I read!
hahaha....wow, this is sooo great xD
I love it. -
FUNNY
OMG thats soo bad! I wasnt expecting the end lmfao. wow, that was awesome. Your really funny. I'm still laughing lol
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