Our Song (PARODY OF TAYLOR SWIFT SONG)

I was speeding down the street to our shot gun wedding in the front seat of his car
He's got his foot propped on the steering wheel
Cause his hands are up my dress

I stopped him there,sat right up
He says baby is something wrong?
I say nothing sept we only have one break and I dont want to die
And he says...

[Chorus:]

Remember the sound of slamming screen doors,
when I'm sneakin' out late, climbing in your window
When we're on your bed and you talk real low
Cause it's late and your mama came home
Remember the time I made you cry
The first date "man, you gave me blue balls but its ok cause we're high"
And when I got home ... fore I said amen
Asking God that we don't get jailed again

I was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day
Had hardcore sex
made a big mess
Had to throw that dress away
Got to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed
I almost didn't notice the 53 missed calls from my crazy exxxx

[Repeat Chorus]

I've watched every porno, read all the sexy books
Waited for something to come along
That would at least turn me onnnn

Cause I remember the sound of the slamming screen door
Sneaking out late, climbing in his window
When we're on his bed and he grunts real low
Cause it's late and his mama came home
Remember the time I made you cry
The first date "man, you gave me blue balls but its ok cause we're high"
And when I got home ... fore I said amen
Asking God that we don't get jailed again

I was speeding down the street to our shotgun wedding
In the front seat of his car
I looked around and found an old napkin
and I wiped off his cummmm