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A Bong Hit

 

 

 

I knew when I took the bong this was going to be one hell of a trip
and as soon as I inhaled deep the entire dam world changed.
I felt as if some alien crawled into my brain and shot me
into a far flung universe where everything is antipodal
of the way it is here.

There was a dudes like Cheech and Chong eating
cereal bowls of acid. They smiled each saying in unison
"We cannot start the day without our PCP"

Then we were driving upside down in tunnels
and before I knew it my ass was strapped
with a giant rocket next to a woman
with a single eye and one breast.

That is when I let out the smoke, somewhat relieved
because I did not want to know what the one breasted woman
had in mind and I knew it could not be good.

I coughed and sputtered as the smoke rolled out.
As soon as I could I took another hit again.

 

 

 

 




 

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  • Pamela A Lamppa silver member
    December 29, 2008

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    TOOO FUNNY

    OMG! What can I say? Except that good hey?
    Excellent! ~Pamela


  • lunarlunacy
    December 29, 2008

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    toooo damn funny. "There was a dudes like Cheech and Chong eating
    cereal bowls of acid" .. reminds me of what i remember of the eighties. too much wavy gravy. Lol
    thanks for sharing this. got me anticipating the upcoming Cheech and CHong show again. one of the most original christmas gifts i got this year.

    nice dreams,
    A.


  • mysticstorm gold member
    December 29, 2008

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    LOL...now that trip could be dangerous...may need to lighten up on the smoke...nicely trippy and creative...
    Best,


  • vanessa lez
    December 29, 2008
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    haha i love this:]. an amazing interpretation of the picture. this ones my favorite. good luck:]