A FRUITCAKE
A FRUITCAKE!
A FRUITCAKE!
I wanna be a
FRUITCAKE!
I sit on display,
while women coo and say,
“he really looks delicious!”
The cookies
will get ate,
of that there's
no debate!
While I sit on my throne,
left utterly alone,
and looking quite nutritious!
A FRUITCAKE!
A FRUITCAKE!
I've gotta be a
FRUITCAKE!
Living life on a shelf,
while keeping to myself,
next to the potted Geranium!
Cherry pie
ala mode,
soon left in
the commode!
But I'll be here next Christmas,
just go and ask the mistress,
I have the half-life of uranium!
[And I'm good for repairing
potholes in the driveway too.]
Author notes
The life of the fruitcake, or should I say the half-life?
image from: http//www.mywildcrazyspace/wp-content/themes/2007/12/nobody_likes_fruitcake.jpg
A contest entry
- Funny Holiday Pictures Contest by penman.
1500 points, ended December 27, 2008, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What do you think about fruitcakes?
Comments
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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CHOMP hehehehe
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F U N N Y
Well i loved every vesr of this poem, and i was LMAO at that old fruit cake that most people avoid....Oh they do last for ever too....You have me ROTF when you screamed I want to be a fruit cake.... I know some gal's that will take a slice of fruit cake..of course that are older then time....LOL
Excellent funny poem.....
Novy
I love you
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