Machine Gun Bang Bang

I'm crashing, the stuffs all gone through my veins and now there's nothing to kick in the adrenaline.
At 2:30  in the morning the cows come home and float over the moon, so i've heard.

I met a man once who counted the stars and every single thing that made him tick made me sick so i ended up all too happy when a man with a crowbar went smack cracky cracky

on your old brown soul with a worn out shoe and in the month of may there's never much to do
and i can't believe that when i found you
you were laying in a ditch and a boo hoo hoo
I saw you there whining so i tossed you up a dime,
picked you out gently and put you in my car and drove really far away
to that spot in the woods
where ya said it would be nice to be making out on the hood

so i took up the offer
turned off the tranny music and kissed you like a fisherman catching all the fish
and we laughed and joked about being stark like naked
in the room of the man who didn't have a clue.

and then time moved off
you became a drifter and i became a killer
cold blooded killer
who shot up the town, painted it red,
put a little dent in a little fucker's head.
and i ran and i ran when the cops were chasing
me right down main and across south mission
and i hijacked a car took it too far
and ended up shot in the little hissy river.

and you were in the hospital next to my bed
bandaged all up and a hat on your head
said i'm not criminal and i'm not mean
i just gotta know if you've been staying clean
and the answer was obvious so come here and take it
get on the bed til the rickets started shaking
and fly off the walls and be a woman
cause it seems all the time that it ends up like this.
fist fist.
what's this?
a truck running traffic just broke my lid
and smashed my gulliver
and poked my spine
little kid yelling cause he got into the wine

you're a downright dirty
cheap little whore
better get up cause there's someone at the door
with an escort here and a box of wane
what, you don't think i'm not dancing in the rain?

so we went out dancing
just you and me and we saw all things that you wanted to see
and in the end, i smiled as i lay there in the back of the car
you on top of me just gazing at the ceiling
and happy at that
life's always good when you rat a tat tat
life is fine
and life is free
life would be better if it was only you and me.