My Dearest John,
Remember this morning when I came home from work all excited because I won the lottery? I told you we were taking a long, extended vacation and I sent you to the store to "pick up" a few things for the trip? Well I guess you figured it out by now once you arrived back home and I was gone with nothing but this letter waiting for you.
Did you ever wonder why I sent you to the store for hot chocolate and marshmellows to roast by the fire when we were going to the Bahamas? I mean really!
If you try to call your twin brother Jack to tell him what I have done, he won't answer the phone as he is with me, enjoying the sun and sand. I'm sorry I had to tell you this way, but even though you are twins, John, there are ALOT of differences between you. For instance, Jack is a Stallion in bed! And I do mean stallion! Hung like a bull and baby this cowgirl can stay on that bull for a lot longer than 8 seconds. Because he lasts a lot longer than that! You my dearest John, well, you are hung more like a...mare. And 8 seconds with you? What a laugh! More like 3! Now what fun can that be for a cowgirl?
Oh and another thing, HE likes that little thing I do with my tongue and you know what I am talking about!
You can have the house as I plan to buy a new one here in the Bahamas.
Love never,
Me
PS: Don't try to call your sister either, she's with me as well. Just trying to keep it in the family love! Have a nice life!
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So much fun to write! Thanks for the contest! Sensualbutterfly
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GTMA (Giggling to myself anonymously
My name is John btw lol
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what a coincidence!
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all in the family i guess, i kind of feel sorry for john, but it did make a great read, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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Brilliant , you are so talented, a fantastic write.
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Thank you baby! So much fun to write!
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very funny! and very naughty, good stuff here my friend!
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lol! Thanks Swan as always I appreciate you reading and leaving your comments! This was different for me but so much fun to write!
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this is brilliant well done....
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Why thank you! It was loads of fun to write
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