대한민극

Dae Han Min Geuk

I despise your ways.
You've managed to destroy me,
to leave me desolate and gasping for inspiration.

I hate your people.
They wreak of fermented cabbage and dried squid.
You have all the culture of a wet gym sock who doesn't speak English.

Dae Han Min Geuk

Your money sucks.
I hate dividing by 1000 to get a price.
Explain why you have no 100 denomination.

You're unknown to the world.
It's not because the world wants to know you...
You're a pimple on the lower back of the planet.

Dae Han Min Geuk

Your slogan sucks.
Sparkling does not describe you...
Absurd seems more appropriate.

You don't deserve another language.
It's bad enough to butcher your own...
But you don't even make a reasonable attempt at the one your fixated on.

Dae Han Min Geuk

I hope China invades you.
You yoke on me whispers revenge for my shattered dream.
Think of me when you say Ne how ma to your new masters.

I am better than you.
I've known it since I got here...
You fail... F-