There's nothing you can hide
so i don't bother
I'm never mad because I'm never mad
and never glad because I'm never glad
but I'm never sad because I'm a heartless bastard
And you can quote my mother on that
A contest entry
- superficial onions by notorious.
912 points, ended January 11, 2009, 12 entries
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Comments
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the title is good, although the content seemed to let this down.
didn't agree with notorious on heartless bastard, although i did like your ending line.
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I did rather like your title and "heartless bastard"
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ahahaha. quite comical.

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"but I'm never sad because I'm a heartless bastard
and you can quote my mother on that."
HAHA. That's hilarious!


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