Blimey New Years about ta hit
And there are a few things I must
Try hard ta quit...
Like wearin me undies on my head
...no more fashion statements
Keep beer in the bottle...
...chunda doest go down too well with cabbies
Be faithful to Sheila...
...er Mary...er Janet...er Debbie ...Paula (sheet I forgot)
No sickies this year
...Take the whole year off on the dole
Get rid of me iridescent purple sox
...they don't go well with me spangle gold suit
No more footy
...beer bellies are in this year..might be easier than I think
To learn proper English
...like toilet instead of dunney
To get me a dog to play with the kids..
...a gentle Rottweiler
To stop teasing the cat
...Tails are for patting not holding and swinging
to show respect for my boss
.... get the sack so I don't bother him anymore
I recon that aughta bout do it don't yah think
Yeah and another one
give up thinkin
...its too deep and I ain't got any scuba gear
A contest entry
- New Years Unresolution by SomeonesToySoldier.
600 points, ended January 1, 6 entries
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Comments
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lolol now that's cute, it had me laughing throughout... good luck in the contest. this should place for sure.
Well done.
AnnD
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LOL sounds alot like one of my Uncles drunk rants were sure to get at the Christmas dinner table this year. I like it and it certainly gave me quite the laugh. Thanks for entering.
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all i can say is that come the new years i will drink to that my friend, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest.
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