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Andy The Drummer

Andy the drummer
was a very sexy man
with horn-rimmed glass
and full tattoos
that showed without his shirt

Andy the drummer
is an athiest they say
though he smiled through "Yule" (shoot your eye out)
But the fans all knew
cause he broke their candy canes

there must have been some magic
in those old drumsticks they found
for when they placed them in his hands
he began to bang around
(oh my!)

Andy the drummer
was intense as he could be
and the fans all say
he coulg bang away
even better than Tommy (Lee!)

Andy the drummer
knew his fans were hot that day
so he said "let's run ()
and we'll have some fun ( )
now before I fly away" ()

Down in the Village
with his drumset and his band
banging here and there
up and down the square
screaming "catch me if you can"

he lead them down the streets of town
right past the lazy cop
and he only paused a moment when
he heard her holler "STOP!" (cause you want it)

Andy the drummer
had to hurry on his way
but he waved goodbye
saying "don't you cry
i'll be back for Father's Day!"

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Andy throw (with very bad aim)
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over my head it goes! (not cool as he threw it to me yo!)

Author notes

This was an assignment for my poetry class.... basically to re-write a holiday song.... i picked Frosty the Snowman..... this is what happens when you tell me to write a song when after a fall out boy concert... the parentheses are what my partner interjects while i'm singing..... kind of like when you sing Rudolph and say "like a lightbulb" or when you're singing happy birthday and say "cha cha cha"... yeah..... you get it.... and if you don't you're a moron.

no this poem is NOT true.
no i do NOT own frosty the snowman.
no this poem does NOT reflect on andy hurley's character.
yes i DO wish i could say i own andy hurley.... but sadly...
no i do NOT own andy hurley.

but anyway merry chrismahannakwanziedan solstice.

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  • PhadraigMcShane
    January 4
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    Haha when I did this it was about teenagers crashing cars... lol

  • snugglz
    December 19, 2008

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    ho ho ho

    was'nt this guy with santa and the lesbian elves...?
    or norman and the north poles?
    great stuff here,really a lot of fun


  • think of me x
    December 19, 2008

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    Haha!
    This is what you were beginning to read me in the hallway, right?
    I still say it's brilliant, though if you were in my period he'd NEVER let it slide
    He's so mean to us =/;

    • Riot Girl
      December 19, 2008
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      yep... and he did have us change part.... originally the line was "i'll be back for the baby" but he said that was a little TOO extreme.... he's still not too happy about the Father's day thing but w/e

      • think of me x
        December 20, 2008
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        lol, I think he's regretting making us write parodies
        I don't think he's happy that we wrote about penguins >.>
        And I was like "but parodies aren't supposed to make sense D:!"

        • Riot Girl
          December 21, 2008
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          well it's his own damned fault... you should never ask for ANYTHING the day after a Fall Out Boy show... cause you're only going to get stuff about the guys, lol

          • think of me x
            December 22, 2008
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            Snk! Yea, that would be like having asked for no drama at a parade
            Just...you know, never gonna happen. Ever. xD;



            Now I wanna go listen to FOB, and I haven't listened to them in ages :/

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