was a very sexy man
with horn-rimmed glass
and full tattoos
that showed without his shirt
Andy the drummer
is an athiest they say
though he smiled through "Yule" (shoot your eye out)
But the fans all knew
cause he broke their candy canes
there must have been some magic
in those old drumsticks they found
for when they placed them in his hands
he began to bang around
(oh my!)
Andy the drummer
was intense as he could be
and the fans all say
he coulg bang away
even better than Tommy (Lee!)
Andy the drummer
knew his fans were hot that day
so he said "let's run (
)and we'll have some fun (
)now before I fly away" (
)Down in the Village
with his drumset and his band
banging here and there
up and down the square
screaming "catch me if you can"
he lead them down the streets of town
right past the lazy cop
and he only paused a moment when
he heard her holler "STOP!" (cause you want it)
Andy the drummer
had to hurry on his way
but he waved goodbye
saying "don't you cry
i'll be back for Father's Day!"
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Andy throw (with very bad aim)
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over my head it goes! (not cool as he threw it to me yo!)



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