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~ ADULT 12 Days of Christmas ~

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
A vibrator just for me

 

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
5 nipple rings
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
6  pornos playing
5 nipple rings
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
7 cock rings swinging
6 pornos playing
5 nipple rings
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
8 lads a licking
7 cock rings swinging
6 pornos playing
5 nipple rings
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
9 gay guys prancing
8 lads a licking
7 cock rings swinging
6 pornos playing
5 nipple rings
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
10 whips for beating
9 gay guys prancing
8 lads a licking
7 cock rings swinging
6 pornos playing
5 nipple rings
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
11 dildos throbbing
10 whips for beating
9 gay guys prancing
8 lads a licking
7 cock rings swinging
6 pornos playing
5 nipple rings
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

 

On the twelth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
12 ways of cumming
11 dildos throbbing
10 whips for beating
9 gay guys prancing
8 lads a licking
7 cock rings swinging
6 pornos playing
5 nipple rings
4 naughty words
3 french ticklers
2 leather gloves
and a vibrator just for me

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  • condor gold member
    January 24

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    Well, i have heard some different versions of this over the years, but this one certainly put some spice into the xmas jingle. I love your whacky sense of humor and how you carried it all the way through with such elegance!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!! Also love the emiticon. Wonderfully put together. Congratulations on the bronze and thanks for the great chuckle.


  • DolceVito gold member
    December 29, 2008

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    I posted a short comment on this when you first entered it, so this is just to say I love the emoticon at the end of the piece and congrats on the bronze.


  • Sweet Impatience gold member
    December 29, 2008

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    ROFLMAO.. omg this is priceless. wow. I really enjoyed reading this one .. I was eating salsa and tortilla chips when reading this, needless to say I'm not anymore, almost choked a couple of times...

    I truly love this one so much..

    good luck
    kat


  • LAPoe gold member
    December 25, 2008

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    My word Julie, not to be overly curious, but how many nipples do you have that you need 5 golden nipple rings? you don't have to answer! hehhehe!
    'tis the season to be naughty!

    doc


  • GradCupcake1-16-09
    December 23, 2008
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    tis the season...love how you twisted the original into this adult form...

  • gijo
    December 20, 2008
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    I like it jules, tis the season.

  • XXpoisongirlXX
    December 20, 2008
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    i loved it!!!!!


  • Iridessa MoonFlower
    December 19, 2008

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    This was awesome. I loved the way it flowed. Good luck in the contest. I fell that you do not need luck. For your talent is enough. ~~Iridessa~~


  • thejollytinker
    December 19, 2008

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    You will be held responsible for my nose burn!! Diet coca-cola isn't meant to enter nasal passages!!!


  • Pete Greenslade gold member
    December 19, 2008
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    brilliant j , only you could compose this.. thanks for brightening our christmas ,,peter


  • AliceinPoetryLand gold member
    December 19, 2008

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    I agree with Margaret! This is priceless, just too funny! Hope you showed B. this!!
    Best wishes with this. I hope you get all these things as well as a trophy!
    Gaylene


  • Margaret Denham gold member
    December 19, 2008

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    I'll never listen to the original again without thinking of your poem sis

    I love it!!!! Best of luck in the contest

    Love and hugs sis






  • DolceVito gold member
    December 19, 2008
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    LMAO...Excellent job.

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