"Happy Christmas," is what she said,
As she placed me in my little bed,
With purple nappy wrapped around
To keep me clean and sweet and sound.
But she forgot - the silly miss
What I need when I take a p*ss
Is terry-towel warm absorbent,
not crinkly purple all ribbons bent.
So, next time, dearest mother,
Think first before you smother
Your little kid in pretty parcel -
In other words, don't be an asshole!
Author notes
Rules did suggest going any-which-way!
A contest entry
- 20-100 words -60th Contest/Quickie/No PIF/ by Spiritualangel by spiritualangel.
550 points, ended January 10, 14 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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As she placed me in my little bed,
With purple nappy wrapped around
To keep me clean and sweet and sound.
But she forgot - the silly miss
What I need when I take a p*ss
Is terry-towel warm absorbent,
Beautiful. Best of luck. -
Inspired rhyme at the end there! I'm quite glad I can't see the picture... but thee you go, purple ribbons have to be better than nothing at all, the dress favoured by many a more traditional artist!
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Starts off as a nice little write but ends up a piece of crap! Who calls their mother an A *hole!
Or is this English Humor! -
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Yes. But I take exception to your vulgar description of my poem as crap. It is a humorous (my opinion) response to a picture prompt. I hope that the child pictured grows up to become an adult with a sense of humour.
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Funny little ditty this is, but true I'm sure. LOL
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I can smell you from my little cot.Cooorrrr
Roy. -
Not bad Ducky...
....and, more pertinently, pleasing to see the couple of half-rhymes just to piss off pedantic old tosspots like wot I is!
It reminded me of the blue bucket, containing bleachy water, standing in the corner of the kitchen, in which my ex-bitch used to soak the most revolting looking, and smelling Terry thingumybobs when our kids were small a few centuries ago.
Yuk!
Ribena.
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Love it! A winner for sure!
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This is certainly something different! Good luck with it.
It caught my attention, kind of quirky.
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um well er oh um oh you!!!!
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