On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Menage a Trois for Three
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Cock Rings
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Strap on Dildos
Five Cocks Rings
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Sperms a Swimming
Six Strap on Dildos
Five Cock Rings
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Tits for Milking
Seven Sperms a Swimming
Six Strap on Dildos
Five Cock Rings
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Lap Dances
Eight Tits for Milking
Seven Sperms a Swimming
Six Strap on Dildos
Five Cock Rings
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Lubed Up Condoms
Nine Lap Dances
Eight Tits for Milking
Seven Sperms a Swimming
Six Strap on Dildos
Five Cock Rings
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Peckers Pumping
Ten Lubed Up Condoms
Nine Lap Dances
Eight Tits for Milking
Seven Sperms a Swimming
Six Strap on Dildos
Five Cock Rings
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Months of Viagra
Eleven Peckers Pumping
Ten Lubed Up Condoms
Nine Lap Dances
Eight Tits for Milking
Seven Sperms a Swimming
Six Strap on Dildos
Five Cock Rings
Four Anal Beads
Three French Ticklers
Two Benoit Balls
and a Menage a Trois for Three
Author notes
Why does it take me and hour or two to come up with beautiful prose and 5 minutes to come up with something to lmao. This was so much fun!!!! Merry Sexmas to all and to all it goes in tight.
A contest entry
- Adult Christmas Contest [18 + ONLY] by Sweet Impatience.
1800 points, ended December 29, 2008, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Seriously, what did you think?
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I thought that this was funny... lmao.. wow.. I'm so glad that you had fun with this. You did an excellent job with this ...
thanks for the laugh I really needed it.
thank you for entering my contest
good luck
kat
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Thank you for your comment. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I really had a lot of fun with this. Does that make me sick and twisted in any way? This was really my Christmas Wish List. ha ha ha . Kidding. All the best of season.
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I'm not sure about that, because if that was the case, then I am too..
.. I'm glad that you had fun with this.. I really am.
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lmao this is really funny. gl.
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Thank you for commenting
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LMAO! This was so funny and thanks a lot for the laugh here. All the best to you with this entry in the contest!
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Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it!!
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good luck in the contest
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Bravo...
Completely keeping to the rhythm of the original tune and style but also completely original within its adult nature. Made me smile and you finished the twelth day with twelve months supply of viagra very neatly! Smiled as much at the author notes. Merry Sexmas and merry kissmas!
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Thank you kindly for your comment. I had fun with it
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