Dearly Beloved:
Oh my darling heart,
what I treasure I received today
you gift unto me
of an adult book store master key.
Dearly Beloved:
Sweetheart
How you touched me this time
with your present
giving me a promise two blow jobs.
Dearly Beloved:
My angel
I am so in ecstasy this day
never thought you could be so liberated
by receiving your blessing
of three French maids to play sex games.
Dearly Beloved:
Princess
I can utter the works of thanks
for your surprise this morn
from four call girls at my door.
Dearly Beloved
Oh precious
today this day was pure heaven
with that joy
of the thrill from talking
to five, super hot free phone sex chicks.
Dearly Beloved.
What a shock my pet,
never knew you were into S& M,
but couldn’t be happier
having you send me
six gals in black leather to do anal
Dearly Beloved:
Oh now really dear,
this time you shocked me truly,
seven hung porn stars
coming to my door,
didn’t think you were so kinky,
but at least watching them do the six gals,
keeps me hard while I use the call girls not busy
with helping them have fun.
Dearly Beloved:
Now darling is sure is getting crowded here,
so sending me
those eight whores a moaning
was nice, but really this is enough.
Dearly Beloved:
Sweetheart,
please have mercy,
I have no room left,
what with those porn jocks
screwing everywhere,
then you send me nine escorts
with all their nasty toys
where the hell am I suppose to sit
they are humping all over the place,
please, please, I beg you have mercy.
Dearly Beloved:
Now look here babe,
this is getting insane,
what are you trying to do
sending me ten transvestites,
they caused a big fight
between the porn stars and whores,
now they are crapping on the carpet
because the toilet got plugged up
by dildos!
Dearly Beloved:
You sick and twisted gal
now you’ve done it
sending me eleven pimps,
you need help, seriously
and I better not get another surprise
because those dam jerks
are turning this place into a cat house.
DEAR BITCH
You evil, vicious witch,
sending me twelve bondage perverts,
this is the end,
I already got busted by thecops
over this,
now I going to be faced with a ton of fines.
Got this whole group hauled away,
and I’m deleted your email address
from my account,
no more cyber dates for me!
Adding your comment:
Best of luck 
Wow and what a cyber date it was
