On the first day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
one leather teddy for me
On the second day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the third day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the fourth day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the fifth day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
five gold cock rings
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the sixth day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
six new positions
five gold cock rings
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the seventh day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
seven fresh Viagra
six new positions
five gold cock rings
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the eighth day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
eight Amil Nitrate
seven fresh Viagra
six new positions
five gold cock rings
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the ninth day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
nine strippers stripping
eight Amil Nitrate
seven fresh Viagra
six new positions
five gold cock rings
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the tenth day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
ten ladies licking
nine strippers stripping
eight Amil Nitrate
seven fresh Viagra
six new positions
five gold cock rings
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
eleven panties prancing
ten ladies licking
nine strippers stripping
eight Amil Nitrate
seven fresh Viagra
six new positions
five gold cock rings
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my lover sent to me
twelve drunken dancers
eleven panties prancing
ten ladies licking
nine strippers stripping
eight Amil Nitrate
seven fresh Viagra
six new positions
five gold cock rings
four feather ticklers
three glowing dildos
two silk stockings
and one leather teddy for me
Author notes
I have absolutely no idea where this came from
A contest entry
- Adult Christmas Contest [18 + ONLY] by Sweet Impatience.
1800 points, ended December 29, 2008, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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I loved this one a lot..
this is great. the three glowing dildos, struck me funny.. idk maybe that says that I'm a bit odd. lol
good luck
kat
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that was naughty go to my room cuz uve been bad
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And with this i just have some many images in my head and i love it, i mean seriously keep it flowing and good luck in the contest, i am going to take a nice thought on some of those items
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Your poem is funny.
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I love this one here hon! Good luck in the contest 
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Lol
by the time Christmas ends you would actually be in heaven never to return with such lovely gifts.
Quite a girlfriend/boyfriend you have with great ideas 'how to get rid of you'.
Congrats.
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it was hilarious! i needed a good laugh first thing in the morning. one thing though, on line ten you have "three glowing dildos" but on line 16 you have "three throbbing dildos". is that a mix up or was that intentional?
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it was gonna be thobbing first but i changed it to glowing and forgot one
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