On the first day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
A dirty deluxe Playboy magazine.
On the second day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Two blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy Magazine.
On the third day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Three blow-up dolls
Two blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy magazine.
On the fourth day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Four cans of whipped cream
Three Blow-Up Dolls
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy magazine.
On the fifth day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Five gold G-Strings
Four cans of whipped cream
Three Blow-Up Dolls,
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy Magazine.
On the sixth day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Six Call Girls
Five Gold G-Strings
Four cans of whipped cream
Three Blow-Up Dolls,
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy magazine.
On the seventh day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Seven Ass Whoopings!
Six Call Girls
Five Gold G-Strings
Four cans of whipped cream,
Three Blow-Up Dolls
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy magazine.
On the eighth day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Eight Wet Handjobs
Seven Ass Whoopings!
Six Call Girls
Five Gold G-Strings
Four cans of whipped cream
Three Blow-Up Dolls
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy magazine.
On the ninth day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Nine Lap Dances
Eight Wet Handjobs
Seven Ass Whoopings!
Six Call Girls
Five Gold G-Strings
Four cans of whipped cream
Three Blow-Up Dolls
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy magazine.
On the tenth day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Ten Peep Shows
Nine Lap Dances
Eight Handjobs
Seven Ass Whoopings!
Six Call Girls
Five Gold G-Strings
Four cans of whipped cream
Three Blow-Up Dolls
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy magazine
On the eleventh day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Eleven Erotic Massages
Ten Peep Shows
Nine Lap Dances
Eight Handjobs
Seven Ass Whoopings!
Six Call Girls
Five Gold G-Strings
Four cans of whipped cream
Three Blow-Up Dolls
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxer Playboy magazine
On the twelfth day of Christmas my hoochie gave to me:
Twelve Awesome Orgies
Eleven Erotic Massages
Ten Peep Shows
Nine Lap Dances
Eight Handjobs
Seven Ass Whoopings!
Six Call Girls
Five Gold G-Strings
Four cans of whipped cream
Three Blow-Up Dolls
Two Blowjobs
And a dirty deluxe Playboy magazine
Adding your comment:
Excellent 
