Oh, my cracker.
How I love you so.
You provide me with sustenance
to go on through my long tiresome days.
A quick bite
when trudging through the cold desolate winter.
My cracker,
so round and dainty,
glistening with salt,
golden brown exterior.
I long to consume your flesh,
crunchy, but oh so soft, so buttery.
My tongue caresses the dimples on your chest.
The ridges on your edges beckon to me,
like a lighthouse to a lost sailor.
My cracker.
I think I found love.
(or at least a snack)
Author notes
hahahahahaha.
i chose option 1---
to write a really meaningful poem...
about something unimportant.
So I wrote a love poem...
to my cracker.
that I just ate.
yummm
(its a Ritz by the way)
--h o t p i n k p e n g u i n
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Any comments or things I could to do improve this are greatly appreciated :)
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made me laugh alot. really well written and i really liked it. amazing!
good luck and thanks for entering -
This one made me smile. Your poem has a chance in this contest!
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Lol. Wow. That's a new one! I've never read a poem dedicated to a cracker before but I think that you did a great job on it!! Suddenly I have an unexplainable desire for crackers. Lol. Great job!!!!
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Hahaha this is wonderful!!! Think I am getting a bit hungry after reading this! It is definitely full of inspiration in knowing that something such as a cracker can be the center of such an entertaining poem. Great job!!!
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lol i liked this alot. i started laughing after i read the first few words. you made my day with this piece. i thought it was hilarious and very well thought out. you're very talented; this was awesome! keep up the excellent work! thanks for entering and good luck in my contest!
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hahahaha
lol this was funny
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lol love it! thanks for entering!
Love, Raneika
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Love this, it really made me laugh. It reminds me of the wonder bra poem, try to find it if you have not read it. this is a unique and yet still stunning masterpiece. I love then ending half,
"My tongue caresses the dimples on your chest.
The ridges on your edges beckon to me,
like a lighthouse to a lost sailor."
Most unusually romantic and it makes me hungry!
cassie
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Tee-hee! I loved this poem. It was like my 'Bolero of Passion' poem. (You should read it, I think you'll like it...no, I know you'll like it!) This was an excellent entry, and I think you will do wonderfully in my contest!
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I HATE RITZ!
And everything remotely associated with cheese crackers.
Yet this poem is awesome! It rocks! So meaningful, so full of emotion....about a cracker!
Great work here... And I love the last two lines...
I think I found love
(Or at least a snack)
And I love that you wrote with the language of love...
My tongue caresses the dimples on your chest.
I long to consume your flesh.
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omg this is amazing I agree with woodchuck4400, NEVER before have i seen something so sensual about a food that wasn't strawberries, whip cream, or chocolate. Amazing job!!!
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thanks! And believe me, ritz are the new sexy food- forget the whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate crap!
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lol, I may never see a ritz cracker without thinking about this poem ever again
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I loved this poem. I have honestly never seen anyone such a sensual poem about a Ritz cracker.
Absolutely great job.
Mike
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Thanks! I bet you will never look at a ritz the same!
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HAHAHAHAH!
Im laughing so hard Im crying :]]
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thanks so much =]
if you are crying you should get yourself a cracker.
they make you feel good lol.
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