Dear Santa,
Please don’t leave the North pole
I’ve come to realize you’re just a fat a**hole.
It doesn’t matter if I’m naughty or nice
I’m done writing letters and I’m done paying your price
This year I have learned not to look like a fool
Just because you have elf slaves and reindeer doesn’t mean you are cool
I’m sick of your sh!t. This year I hope you are shot
I’m a selfish kid and I never liked the presents I got
They toys were crappy and not what I wished for
You’re an old fat pedophile, I’m not giving you my cookies anymore
As a kid I wrote you many letters, but they were never read
I don’t know why people like you. Maybe all the eggnog went to their head
You never got me the Malibu Barbie I wanted that year
You’re just a fat old man who tells kids what they want to hear
I use to like you, you know, but then I found out you were a horrible friend
F*ck you, Santa, this is the last letter I’ll ever send.
Author notes
omf, that one poem, carol of the bells i think, and i think my friend dancing in the rain wrote it, gave me the inspiration to write this one, hehe, sorry 4 all the ppl that like christmas and sh!t
what do you think???
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This was great! It had so much of emotion becuse ur so pissed off! Congrats! It was great
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this isnt a joke u knw
, i just dont like all the singing and the clapping and smiles geez cud drive me insane......oh wait i already am, haha, nah just dont like it, so i did mean for this poem, ohk no i DO not knw what ambiguity is, please tell me!!! and u also said that theres a meaning behind my words, yes there is, i told u about my dad that died about a year ago, u knw frm a heart attack, he died on the day of christmas, so thats another reason why i dont like it
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o wow, thats really reeally sucky dude! you r probably the bravest person i know right now to have come out of such bad times, MORE then okay!.
yeah i had a feeling this write was personal. theres just something about it as you read it. you sort of feel this rush of emotions like pushing there way out, trying to surface from underneath the words. that is an amazing gift to have! keep it up!
lol ambiguity is when something has more than one meaning. so like a phrase, a word, a line or whatever can be interpreted in many different ways. it can have different meanings. it comes from the word ambiguous.
if a word has more than one meaning its ambiguous.
im not good at explaining things very well lool, so i hope thats helped!!
but yeah again, an excellent write pleease keep writing. and dont let the past get u down somuch dude. (not that u do!) lol. well then again i dont know u that well i've know for what how many days?....but i feel like ur a long lost frend a never met! lol
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hahaha! loooool omg dude this is legedary!!!
yeeeah man tell him!
"Please don’t leave the North pole
I’ve come to realize you’re just a fat a**hole.
I’m sick of your sh!t. This year I hope you are shot
I’m a selfish kid and I never liked the presents I got"
those two stanza's we're flawless!!!!
yaay i inspired u! lol
maybe i have a habbit of looking into things tomuch but besides this being a a*s-kicking poem!, i think it has a deeper meaning to it, you probably never even intended it or maybe you did, but it defanitley has a deeper meaning to it, it has a lot of methaphores and ambiguity in it.
lol u know wht ambiguity is dude?
its awesome yo've tho" you've created a humerous, festive dark twist!, with a message behind your words! thats very hard to do! to send out a message in a humerous way. so yeah awesome!
thanks 4 sharing! Take Care XXX
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wow amazing...
....as alwaysXD
i love it coz it shows the disapointment and everything else at xmas
love it
merry xmas and bahhumbug too....
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