Wait officer i can fix this
lean in a little closer and
maybe if you just let me go
I will make the rest of your
day. Come on you know you wanna.
Just wait one more minute
and we can work something
out to satisfy us both.
Now you know you
really don't want
to give me that ticket
and i just bet you'll
walk away from this a
very happy man.
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um dont know where this came from, lol this is stupid, but i tried. 
A contest entry
- What's Your Excuse??? by Jeremy0826.
1800 points, ended December 24, 2008, 7 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Lol, you are a bad girl, lol.
Congrats on the trophy and thank you for the chuckle.
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ooooh bad girl! lol
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Ohhh I bet he will. hehehe. You go!!!!
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Gotta be damned cute to get away with that!! Fun piece, good work, you!
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LOL, ok i like this one i do and i think you did a great job on it cause i can see some people around me doing that to get out of a ticket, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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LMAO! Yeah, that'll do it every time! This is great and I appreciate your entry here. Good luck to you in my contest and thanks a lot for the laugh!
Jeremy0826
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