Yea baby, I'm all dat,
taint no ho slicker den me.
Lookit you, you's so phat,
bettah tighten dat belly.
I's dressed to kill, lookin fine,
got's on all my bling-bling.
Need's a man to wine and dine,
den pay fer everyting.
Here a suckah come right now,
gonna make his play.
Watch dis sugah, show you's how,
to work dees men today.
Bettah watch out all you ladies,
here come Slick sista Mercedes.
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couldn't help it.
In a list
A contest entry
- Battle of the Sexes ~ Guys, your turn... by Xianaria.
700 points, ended December 23, 2008, 16 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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nope you can never help it
well done
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Very funny
I love the pic, it gives me the impression of a very fine drag queen...which is appropriate for the contest...Congrats and happy holidays -
Hmm, this had tears rolling down my cheeks, literally, and that is why I am going to offer some constructive criticism, which you can or can not use. Line 3, fat should be phat. We are slanging everything, right? So make it ghetto style as well. Line 6, I would like bling bling, because that type is always wearing at least twice as much as everybody else in the room combined. Bling-bling! Line 8, everyting...you agree? Thanks for the smiles.
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This is something else. I wasn't sure what to picture in my head. Love love the sexy lady.
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