Christmas time, Christmas time
It's Christmas time again
Oh, what fun it is to shop
For a list that never ends
Oh, dashing through the aisles
In a twenty four hour Wal-Mart
As I grabbed the last you-know-what
A woman whacked me with her cart
Ho, Ho, Ho Scavenging for gifts
Still trying to get the best deals
Soon as I get yet another Barbie thing
We'll speed on over to Hot Wheels
Oh, Christmas time, Christmas time
It's Christmas time again
If I get hold of good old St. Nick
I'd demand to know where he's been...
Author notes
I do all the work, and he gets all the credit, who agreed to this?
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go,
Laughing all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring,
making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
pic:http://flickr.com/search/?q=crazy+christmas&page=6
In a list
A contest entry
- Twisted Christmas Songs/Poems by mystic-angel.
1350 points, ended December 17, 2008, 24 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - The Christmas Blues ...you got em'? by redhanded.
400 points, ended December 23, 2008, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - NEW CONTEST.....CHECK IT OUT!!!! by amanda vampiress.
750 points, ended December 29, 2008, 5 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Very much festive ..and warm ..emotions are very beautiful..with an wonderful impact as well..thank you so much for sharing it..
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LOL This was great. I enjoyed reading your poem very much so, it was a very classy remake of Jingle Bells! It also was creative and humorous. Thank you for entering my contest and good luck!
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lol such a great piece. thanks so much for your entry and best of luck to you in this contest and in the future
andi
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HAHA! i love this poem. ONe of the best holiday poem ever. I love the whole idea and the jingle bells tune. Its all very witty. And it sounds like something my parents would say. Really cool poem!
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a great song, and you made a very funnily enough true , sweet song. The list never ends at christmas time. i even find myself buying things for people after xmas because i never got round to buying them anything!
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Ha Ha! This is great I love it. Brilliantly written! Thanks for your entry and good luck.
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I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS !!!! you are so creative chris . are you sure we are sisters > ... haha ... good luck in the contest!!!!
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HAHA! That's brilliant, and it's so funny. Seriously, I wish I was a kid again, when my parents did all the shopping, and I didn't have to deal with the holiday-frenzied crowds... T__T
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Cute remake on Jingle Bells!!
We all have done this kind of shopping...lots of RL truth in this poem!
good luck in the contest
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LOL omg that's so cute and so true! You def got a laugh out of me. This is flawless
Brilliant work!
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U TWISTED THE ORIGINAL VERY NICELY AND GIFTED US GIGGLES...
BUT HOPING ST.NICHOLAS ISN'T COMPLAINING...!!!
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Ain't it the truth This is hilarious!!!
baby
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I was cracking up... Now whenever that song comes on at work I will be singing with this version! LOL, I lovede it, Great write!
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