I'm feeling so lazy and alone
lying on my couch in the prone
watching spongebob on the tube
God, I feel like such a boob
Just lying here in my boy shorts
snacks surrounding me like a kids forts
snuggling with my stuffed dog rexy
I just suddenly stopped feeling sexy
Wheres all those men like on tv
gathered around to fall in love with me
where is that one true love
to bring me happiness from above
Still lying here watching spongebob
so bored and alone I wanna sob
my stuffed lil puppy, on my chest
in only my boy shorts, not worried about the rest
Author notes
Just getting in touch with my feminine side. I had alot of fun with this contest. Just so there is no confusion I am a guy. I was writing from a single girls point of view, just relaxing at home.
A contest entry
- Battle of the Sexes ~ Guys, your turn... by Xianaria.
700 points, ended December 23, 2008, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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HA HA
I love the fact people think you are single! LOL they should read other poems of yours! I love you honey! And I knew you were hiding a secret! -
haha. Cool. Why are you in boy shirts? Ahh. It dont matter.
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Lovely
Your humor is exceptional and i quite liked the rhythm of this poem. If you wait long enough and stay hopeful, you'll find that special one you're looking for.
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