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Glad-he-ate-her

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I知 the master of disaster
I知 cruel and mean.
At the arena, in my armor
I知 a killing machine.

I have two deadly weapons
that will penetrate flesh.
One bloodies my opponent
glistens, bright red and fresh.

The other conquers women
when I lunge deep inside.
And neither one is rusty
for they, embody my pride.

The whores they throw me
I wear out in one day.
But if they polish my swords
they池e always, welcome to stay.


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  • C.I.M.A Punk
    November 2

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    This bragging poem is really funny.
    You pack a lot of punchlines in a few lines and the rhymes are great too.

    Well done!


  • Sheilasbabygal4life
    October 17

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    This wa a very amusing piece you have here. I enjoyed reading this. It was amazing. It was awsome as well. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest.


  • Serenity-words
    July 6

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    Wow, amazing. I haven't read anything like this in the contest. Amazing really amazing
    Favorite lines
    "The whores they throw me
    I wear out in one day.
    But if they polish my swords
    they’re always, welcome to stay."

    ~Serenity


  • daviscth silver member
    March 13

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    LOL Thanks for the laugh. I love the imagery and humor you have in this short poem. Thank you for sharing it in my contest.


  • Jesann gold member
    December 29, 2008
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    Wonderful humour in this piece.
    A different take on the theme!!
    Very creative. Well done.


  • Dark Otter
    December 22, 2008

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    Classic Humor!

    I loved it! Wished I had written it. A novel take on this theme that deserves something for tickling my 'funny boner'.


  • Draig aine gold member
    December 20, 2008
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    well done

    a great read


  • redhanded
    December 17, 2008

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    LOL this is a great write! it is hillarious and it doesnt miss a beat in its flow. the title is classic haha. I dont think you could top it. great job! best of luck 2 you in the contest and in the future.
    andi
    (redhanded)


  • Shantti silver member
    December 16, 2008
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    That was sweet... Very interesting concept LOL
    In the last stanza, last word "stray" did you mean stay? I like it either way, in the joke Rovin referenced I believe she was welcome to stay if she polished his swords.... LOL In the version I heard anyway.
    I appriciate your humor!
    Thank you for entering.


  • Rovingone gold member
    December 16, 2008

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    Yes, well, that was certainly interesting. Reminds me of that old joke about the soldier with hair in his teeth. He was glad e ater

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