Lunch Box Pranks Texans Tall Tales

Have you ever tried to get back
at someone
through their lunch for the day,
Well a friend of mine did just that
and oh what a surprise she made.

She fixed her husband a ham sandwich,
yet the night before he was just mean .
So when he asked she told him
there is a ham sandwitch,
delicious and lean .

Oh he waited all morning to bite
into it you see,
then the noon horn blared and
he took off to eat.
Oh the sandwich looked scrumptious
and he chomped down hard ,
and like to have broken his teeth
and let out an alarm.

He opened that sandwitch and
to his surprise ,
there was a bone and a lot of meat
on the edges brought tears to his eyes.
He threw down that sandwich and
fumed all day long ,
and when he returned home and
replied I got a bone to pick with
you she began to laugh and replied Oh NO.

Lunch box pranks It has happened to you,
to open it up and and find a completely
different muse.
So behave the night before for you
never know,
you might just get a delicious looking
ham bone .