this time isn't as crazy as
last time when a telitubby
tried to eat me!
but...
at this date- 12/24/08.
i was having a "cat nap"
and i woke up to a very loud noise on the roof!
i went to the chimney to
check it out and i heard
someone say " ho ho ho"
i panicked i thought it was a robber!
suddenly there was a noise in the
chimney. i saw two legs, then i
saw somebodies big belly, and then
it stopped moving.
i heard some mumbling, so i went to
look. in a deep voice he was saying
"i knew i should have gone to the
gym and did my wife get my sleigh
insured with GEICO!"
then he finally got down.
i looked at him and was shocked.
he was 7 ft tall, chubby, red cheeks,
and a size XXXXXXXL red and white cloak.
i fainted!!!!
i woke up to 3 screaming
kids with pretty boxes, toys, some weird
hook like candy. the older humans were
inspecting the small crater where the strange
man had been.
so i just went outside to find
katty and i happened to look
at the roof. i went to the chimney
and there was the same man as last
night squirming in the chimney.
then you know what happened after that?
NO you don't!!!! so listen to me!!!!
I F-A-I-N-T-E-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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