Special Instructions

In order to take care
Of my puppy named Knox
You'll need to be aware
That she's got a wardrobe that rocks.
Please change her outfit
Twice a day.
She needs to look stylish
When she goes out to play.

Once every month
Take her to Puppies Inc.
There they will paint
Her nails a bright pink.
But before they do
Remind them to bathe her, please
Also bring a bottle of scented shampoo
That Knox uses called "Ocean Breeze."


You should never take her
To a "doggie daycare."
I won't let her stay with
The big dogs that are there.
Instead, if you must,
Take her in your purse.
She won't like it much,
But things could be worse.

I bet you're wondering
Why I care so much
About this little lump of fur.
Well it's just because
There's no other dog
That's as small and sassy
As her!