Once upon a time a long time ago
Twas said a kindly little elf all dressed green
Would every year give gifts to the children
Upon a special December day
Then he'd smile, laugh(ho ho)
an watch the happy children play
Everyone would gather as he left the happy town
His magic sleigh of reindeer flew up off the ground
The sound of tinkling bells could be heard everywhere
and all the people in the land would tell each other they really care
Such a wonderful time of sweet memories for a child
The day Ol Saint Nick showed generosity with style
Times became long and many things have changed
they even gave Santa a red suit to match a company logo
Now everything is about getting the best or better
and Jonney wants a present of such a terrible cost ..He said it in a letter
No more lists of naughty and nice... cause nice just didn't sit
If Jonney didn't get what he wanted he would dance a fit
They killed Santa Clause the other day ..just shot him in the head
and everyone just didn't care that Santa Clause was dead
For the world and all its children got things all the time
and the special time of Christmas was just another sale at Macys
And many could not afford
So love and understanding were slowly dying too
The story of Santa is just a sweet corporate myth
and all the talk about peace and love is a fantasy as well
For we all now are practical ..magic just doesn't exist
Yep we all know its true
So cry a little tear for the Santa of days of old
We now know that his story was just another lie
and reality has become so cold ....like snow
Yo Ho Ho Merry Christmas ..see you all at KMart
Got yah checkbooks with yah.. the sale starts today
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