Twas cold and moonlit that one Christmas night
When Santa and three elves came into sight
He said, “Come take a lookie
My elves have some nookie
While filling his eyes with their delight!
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Tis legend today, the elves of St. Nick
Amongst the three ‘twas a problem to pick
Over they bent with cheeks of pink
They gave one a cause to think
That Santa loved not toys, but his prick!
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“Alas, my pretties”, said Santa to his elves,
I can’t afford pants to cover yourselves”
But methinks it is trickery
Santa doth play with his dickery
While he watches his dolls fill low shelves!
Author notes
Santa told me his job doesn't pay too well, but the fringe benefits were wonderful!
Is Santa really a bad boy?
Comments
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You weren't kidding when you said this was bawdy!
Haha! I like it! I like the limrick style of it and it really made me laugh.
The picture was perfect, was it the inspiration? How clever.
Very well done
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This was a ROTFL! Perfect for the picture, and your AN are great, too! Poor Santa has to be so good all the time -- it's a good thing he has some time to relax... I'm not too sure about the elves, though!
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Let's hope Mrs Claus don't find out...
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Bwady Good
No He's very normal not a bad boy at all.....it just we forget he's a man or something...magical....Well I love these three verses of humor...had me LMAO cause it fits the pic so well.....I had to read it twice.......You have a very beautiful way it putting words together...excellent humor...........
Novy
Mistletoe Kisses
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