Dear John,
I am writing to let you know, your nostril hairs disgust me. I am sorry about your brother.. oh yeah and your father too. I know I wasnt very truthful, faithful or loving so I suppose I can afford to give you the truth. I cant really say I am sorry because well really I am not. I will be moving away to Fiji, thanks for adding me to your account. I am sure you will understand.
I figured I should tell you that all those nights I was faking. Your son will be moving with me as we have decided to get married. I emptied out the house, I know how much you loved your electronics so I took all of them too. I however did leave the beard trimmer on the whacky insinuation that perhaps some day you may get the idea to trim your notril hairs. I dumped bleach in the fish tank if you were wondering why Blusie went belly up.
I apologize for telling all your friends about your bi experiments, we did all get quite a laugh. Nick seemed to be a bit more happy than normal, perhaps you should give him a ring? Oh yes and I sent all of your clothes to the local good will. I chose to be fair and left you with the credit debt. The engagement ring was hocked, I didnt get a whole lot so I figured you should know I spent it on a new bikini. I always did love Dolce and Cabanna.
P.S. Dont write back
Your Love,
Bunnie
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whoa man, that is nasty. Is this a reall letter you wrote to some one?? it filled with hate and remorse..i really hope u didnt give this letter to some one? no matter what they may have put you through.
This piece is very descriptive i could almost peek over your shoulder as u wrote it!
great write
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this definitely is not something I would actually do but it does show my nasty vindictive side
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That's it, i am not giving out my account info to no one, no matter what, lol but loved it, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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Lol, so completely random...
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Welcome to Fiji.
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Kimmie, this was so damn funny...Nostril hairs? EWWWWW!!!!! Did you really have to be that awful to poor ole' John...hehehehehehhehe ...loved it, sweety
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This is the funniest thing I've read all week... But all I can really say is, ouch. I love these lines.
-I am writing to let you know, your nostril hairs disgust me.
-I however did leave the beard trimmer on the whacky insinuation that perhaps some day you may get the idea to trim your notril hairs. I dumped bleach in the fish tank if you were wondering why Blusie went belly up.
-Nick seemed to be a bit more happy than normal, perhaps you should give him a ring?
-I always did love Dolce and Cabanna.
Ok that's pretty long. I should just say that I love the whole thing. This is hilarious. It's definetly something new and fresh. I haven't many humorous writes lately.
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Wow, that was really nice. I love reading letters. The funnest part is trying to peice together what all is going on. Thanks for sharing this with me.
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