This letter finds me in mixed emotions
as I am ending things with you, but
you will still be in my life, sort of,
as I have been seeing your Mother
behind your back (I've seen the back
side of her, as well, on many occasions)
Please, do not take this too hard
as your mother is the better lover
She does these little things, that
just throws me into wild fits
of passion, I never could figure
out why your Father left her
(He must have had some of you
and your lame ass...)
If we were to ever get married
you can still call me daddy,
as you would scream out, when
we were in the throws of passion
and I was in you so deep
I do hope we can be on some
reasonable level of speaking
terms, and who knows, we
might even ask you to join
us sometime...
Sincerely,
Your former lover
& future Step-dad
Author notes
voodoo ink wrote this one... 
In a list
A contest entry
- Dear Jane...you mother was better by Disturbed Prodigy.
700 points, ended January 3, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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lol nice one, and funny one, this was a riot, i can hear this being read in a calm voice too, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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Oooooh, lovely. Fucking Bravo.
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Oh my
I love the wierdness here. It made me laugh and wonder that it could actually happen somewhere, someplace, sometime. We are all now in the 21st century. Who knows. I give you my last free 1 left.
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