A Message to all the Ladies out there

Ok ladies, I'm not saying this message
pertains to you all, I know it doesn't
but we all know someone that fits the bill
and if you work in an office setting, chances
are that you know at least three.
And if it does pertain to you,
please take heed.

Ladies, PLEASE clean up after yourselves!
I know you know your mothers taught you better
because mine did and most of who I am talking to
are older than me.

Nothing pisses me off more than to walk into
the kitchen at work after a woman has walked out
and see the mess she left behind.
Instead of washing her dish or coffee mug
she leaves it in the sink for someone else
to take care of.
It really leaves me to wonder just how in the
hell your house looks! Or maybe I don't want to know.

And Please watch your mouth when
there are little ones around you?
I have a potty mouth too but if there are
children anywhere around, I don't use
that kind of language. It seems more and more
now that more women than men need their
mouths washed out. Keep that talk for the bedroom!

If you know that you stink, ladies PLEASE
do NOT bathe yourself in perfume!
Yes most of our perfume smells good
even seductive, but there is nothing
seductive or erotic about a woman
that has bathed herself in so much
perfume it makes your eyes burn!
Too much is ENOUGH! A little goes a long way
if you know how to use it!

Another thing, again if you work in
an office setting and have a man's restroom
and a ladies restroom, without stales or even with
you know what I am talking about, and if it is you
STOP IT!!
When you go to the restroom, LADIES PLEASE
for God's sake, use the lysol or bathroom spray that is there.
It is by the sink or on the back of the toilet for a reason!
Use it! Because regardless of whether you believe it or not
your shit does NOT smell like roses and no one
wants to walk into a bathroom after someone and literally gag!

Now one more thing and please
if you don't pay attention to anything else
that I have said here, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!!!!
Make sure you take a bath or shower EVERY night
and clean yourself...clean yourself good,
because if I can walk into a bathroom
after you have walked out and I know
what your pussy smells like! That's just fuckin nasty!
If you can smell yourself, rest assured so can we and
most of the time it ain't pretty!

Now that I am done getting that off my chest...
if it offended you, then you are one of the above mentioned
and if you know someone that fits the bill,
feel free to print this out and hang in on
the bathroom wall.

That's my bitch for the year,
I bid you all a good night