Three weeds for Derrick's needs, now he's high;
Seven pills, which Josh spills, causing his moan;
9k for Andrea`, spent on black dye;
One smoke, so Muir will croke - all for Bailey's throne.
In the Land of Columbia where the Concaine lies...
One Weed to smoke them all,
One Weed to light them,
One Weed to inhale them all,
And in the Closet... HIDE THEM!...
In the Land of Columbia where the Cocaine lies...
Author notes
This little poem was created in my Honors Algebra I class while the teacher prattled on about God-knows-what. In short - I was bored to the point of tears. This was alliviated on most days by my pot-head friends who I had been becoming close to recently.
Hence the situation that spawned this, Lord of the Weed, which eventually led to a short story that was eventually leaked to more and more people.
Anyone who has actually *read* Lord of the Rings will recognize immediately that this song "Lord of the Weed" is a direct parody of the short poem that Tolkien wrote contained at the very start of his epic trilogy. I would like to now salute J.R.R. Tolkien and state that - while it is my belief Tolkien probably was a pot-head himself - this poem, as well as the story, is not an insult to his work nor a mockery of it. More, it is a mockery to various characters as they were portrayed in the movie and is a slap at several persons that are involved in my own personal life, and in the lives of those close to me.
For all those offended, I appologize in advance for them being offended.
Adding your comment: