Dear Douchebag

Dear Douchebag,
You put on quite the show when you had everyone stand around and watch through the window at us. You thought they were laughing and clapping at our performace but little did you know those claps you heard was the snapping of your fat! And those laughs? Well those did come from them because they were laughing at you! How clever you thought you were to play such a mean trick on me. Too bad it back fired. And secretly....just between you and me...I had someone take lots of pictures and I posted them all over MYSPACE, and YOU TUBE. (does an evil laugh) Now everyone can see just how small it really seems. They say things appear larger on camera but not in your case my friend. Pay back can be a bitch sometimes huh? Now no one will want to be with you. I hope this has teached you a lesson, not to mess with the LonBon.

Have a fantasic day douchebag!

Laughing at you always,
LonBon
aka
gigglesalot


ps. Those pink fuzzy cuffs I used....I need those back.