Dear Maisy I'm so sad to say that you and I must part
You'll never be the only girl for me
You told me that you loved me and you offered me your heart
But that is not a sight I want to see!
You said that you would lose a leg if I would be the one
You sent the leg to me by parcel post
I'm not convinced this ought to be a thing you do in fun
And when you served your fingers up on toast ...
You said that you would kill for me, your brother did no harm
And chopping him in half cannot be right
I'm sure if I don't get away I'll soon have bought the farm
I can't feel safe each time you say goodnight
But it was not the violence that brought my final choke
We all have faults perhaps I could forgive
But when I found you weren't a girl but just another bloke
I have to say that's not my way to live!!!!
Author notes
"Bought the farm" is a euphemism for dying, I am "just a Poet", and no this isn't a real letter!!!!
A contest entry
- Dear Jane...you mother was better by Disturbed Prodigy.
700 points, ended January 3, 7 entries
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Comments
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Wow, this is just like whoa, i mean really i think you did this poem great but wow, still gotta love it, keep it flowing and good luck in the contest
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This is so sick, it made me giggle through the entire poem. I love the structure and the rhyme. I wonder just how you could have concieved this, I must say it is original!
Love,
Amera♥
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I'm just sick and twisted
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very funny. All the best in the contest. I enjoyed this. LOL
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please put your name in the Author notes
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I have!
My username is "Just a Poet"
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Neat twist to what was a pretty sick tale in the first place, but it made me
All the best
Sue
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LMAO this is totally depraved and hilarious twist at the end, well penned.
AB FAB
Jem xxxx
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