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The Divine Intervention Of Lassie (Fiction, 2002)

"Ruff, ruff, grrrr, ruff, ruff!"

"What's that Lassie, Timmy fell down  a well?"

"Ruff!"

"What's that? He's dangling upside down with a fractured fibula and a deep laceration to the forehead?"

"Ruff!"

"Show me the way girl!"

Lassie led Forest Ranger Bob to a rotting carcass of a gray squirrel and she promptly started to roll on the decomposed rodent.

So you expected what? Timmy to be saved? Timmy was at school learning his ABC's.

Forest Ranger Bob was a boob.

Don't have conversations with dogs.

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  • acqua
    March 29

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    Oh My! LOLOL. you are nuts, poor Lassie, glad Timmy's OK, sheesh. You are sir silly, you are the silly king, silly and sly as we all know you have humongous talent in not just silliness but all styles you put that amazing mind to, oh yes, you can't hide, we know, yup! Here's some clappies for you, you Mayniac, you!

    LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Yemassee gold member
      March 29
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      Hi Mi!

      This was an old Stories.com thing I wrote. Humor is fun.


      • acqua
        March 29
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        You are fun, lol!
        my, this goes back then, wayyyy back, ah reminder of the hopping lamb!!!!!!
        Oh my!


  • Dalaney gold member
    March 29
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    ...you are obviously hiding your steaming molten heart

    and sexuality behind humor...sigh...i think i'm going to have

    to roll up my sleeves with you...

     

    Lane

    • Yemassee gold member
      March 29
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      I had fun, lol

      Look in the turtle interlude list on my page. There is some "romantic" poetry there, such as it is.

      • Dalaney gold member
        March 29
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        no, i'm not looking just for romantic poems...i like teasing Yankees I think every poem shows a side of who we are...for better or worse i'm just getting to know you, so hush....

        • Yemassee gold member
          March 29
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          "so hush...."

          Why does everyone say that to me? lol

          • Dalaney gold member
            March 29
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            because you talk too much? it's nerves...you get anxious and feel you have to fill in the spaces? grinning here....

            • Yemassee gold member
              March 29
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              That wasn't my question for your other gig lol

              Yes I do, but mainly I'm just in a silly mood tonight.


              • Dalaney gold member
                March 29
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                i think i'm in the same kind of mood...
                it's a pleasure to find you. Truly.

                • Yemassee gold member
                  March 29
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                  Thanks and ditto. I'll be over to look over your stuff again tonight or tomorrow.

                  I do have serious stuff around here, though much of it is fiction which I like better than poetry

                  ...Life is short and I like humor.

                  • Dalaney gold member
                    March 29

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                    dont worry about reading me....you will run for the hills if you do... fiction is my first love...did not start writing poetry until my space ship landed here

                    • Yemassee gold member
                      March 29
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                      Now, now now, lol

                      Fiction, any on AP or SW?

                      Same here, then Kevin separated the two sites I stayed her because almost my friends were poets so I started writing poetry.

                      I'll have a look.

                      • Dalaney gold member
                        March 29
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                        i haven't written any fiction here...or at SW. I do it in red notebooks when i'm sitting in the back yard or hibernating in my studio...i'll read your fiction. i'll read you.


  • pixiestix gold member
    March 1
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    This is hysterical! I would be proud if I wrote this too

    I am a huge Lassie fan and the theme show music causes me to break into tears to this day. That aside, we borrow from Timmy and Lassie with Ginger when she runs to us and barks in an urgent fashion for no apparent reason. It usually does end up being a squirrel.

    I really appreciate this write on several levels.

    I have conversations with my dog all the time. I even provide her answers. Sometimes she uses foul language and I have to scold her. lol

    • Yemassee gold member
      March 1
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      This may be the coolest comment I've had all week!

      ''I have conversations with my dog all the time. I even provide her answers. Sometimes she uses foul language and I have to scold her. lol''

      If that doesn't speak for itself, nothing will!

      The Huguenauties aren't going to know what hit them! lol


      • pixiestix gold member
        March 1

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        I'm taking you mean that in a good way and not that I am certifiable. Oh, Ginger says "hi!" by the way

        • Yemassee gold member
          March 1

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          You are Pixiestix! I can only mean everything I say about you in a good way. Even when I say you are nuts I really mean you are a great lady.

          This week it's mushy Sunday, lol

          Tell Ginger I said hi.


          • pixiestix gold member
            March 1
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            I didn't get the memo...again.

            Mushy Sunday? Here...have a cookie

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