Bubbles' Granny Paradox (Fiction, 2002)

Bubbles builds a time machine and flaunting Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, which she grabbed off an old Wheaties box top, proceeds to squirm through a wormhole back in time to her Granny's parents cozy Florida Condo, circa 1958.

Prima Donna  Bubbles, bored by her existence and being far too melodramatic to off herself in the usual, pop-a-pill, slash-a-thrill play, Q-leap's her way into her 17 year old darlin' Nana's living room where she is over-dosing on the idiot box and Leave It To Beaver.

"Hooray, hooray, just my play!", hums our Bubbles,  excited by her Relative Concept and the sight of her dear not-so granny-like Nana; in that place, of that time, with no Bubble's Momma bopper to feed.

"Oh my dear Granny, O'Granny, now this is uncanny" sang bubbles as she proceeds to draw from a Black nylon belt sheath with reinforced liner and color Hibben patch a 8 5/8" one piece stainless steel Hibbing throwing knife with a high tensile cord wrap especially weighted and balanced for Bubbles' delicate girlie-like grip.

Raising the gran-away, to above and behind her still-not-a-bobbin' steady noggin, our effervescent bopper let fly with the sharpie toward the braincase of the unaware harpy, also known as her beloved Nanny, Granny O'Granny.

A rosy cheeked Bubbles a-gawkin', sorta like kiddies a'squawkin' when being treated at the Dairy Queen, commenced to doin' a twisty motion, just a "then and there notion" with her delicate girlie-like wrists.

Sorta sayin' and maybe playin' this grannicide to a tee, she chortled, "Woosh baby Woosh." and espied the target-

Bubbles enjoyed the trajectory.

She could see it clearly, this seer, believer, time travelling deceiver and, as if in slow motion, watched as the knife was about to plunge deep into her dear Granny's....

Bubbles builds a time machine and flaunting Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity, which she grabbed off an old Wheaties box top, proceeds to squirm through a wormhole back in time to her Granny's parents cozy Florida Condo, circa 1958....