Maniac!!

I read the news today
Your picture's on the front page
Too bad about the bad hair day
But they say that grease is all the rage

And the little caption underneath said -
He's a
Maniac
That's a fact
Run away
Don't look back
He'll lead you down a
Cul-de-sac
In his shiny
Cadillac
Maniac!!
Maniac!!

So turn to page eleven
They put your name in the crossword
Thirteen across, clue seven
The guy who don't know how to treat his bird

And the little footnote underneath said -
If you see this
Maniac
Run away
Don't look back
That's a fact
He'll lead you down a
Cul-de-sac
In his shiny
Cadillac
Maniac!
Maniac..

Bridge -
Crimes of passion
Are in fasion
But there's no excusin'
His abusin'
It's so easy
To be sleazy
But bad press
Bad press is all you need...
[And negative reviews]

Maniac
Maniac
Run away
Don't look back
That's a fact
Ostentatious Cadillacs
Will not ever
Change the fact
That he's a
Maniac
Run away
Don't look back
That's a fact
He'll lead you down a
Cul-de-sac
In his shiny
Cadillac
Maniac!
Maniac..