Dave's Self-help Humanitarian Relief (100)
My friend Dave was jailed most unjustly. Unemployed, he'd begun a campaign of self-help humanitarian relief when the cops nabbed him just outside the Shop-A-Lot with his overcoat pockets filled with two six packs of Budweiser beer and several cartons of Marlboro cigarettes.
"I had to do it, I have three hungry kids at home," Dave pleaded when his court date arrived.
"Then why Sir, if you have hungry children to feed, did you buy beer and cigarettes?" asked the skeptical judge.
"Well, you see, your Honor, I needed something to take my mind off their hunger," he replied unconvincingly.
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Dave's Self-help Humanitarian Relief (55)
Dave was jailed most unjustly. He'd begun a campaign of self-help humanitarian relief when the cops nabbed him at the Shop-A-Lot with pockets filled with beer and cigarettes.
"I've hungry kids at home," Dave pleaded.
"Then why buy beer and cigarettes?" asked the judge.
"It takes my mind off their hunger," he insisted.moo
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Ah, Dave has been found again! I mentioned him to Pixie, sh hasn't met him yet. I saw you only have 2 Dave's stuff here, and one isn't really Daveish.
This one I remember very well, still funny in a weird way
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How'd you find this? It must be deep in the bowels of the archive. I haven't done all the lists yet. There are more Dave stories out there, in fact I think I have one to post very soon, lol
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Ah, I could think of Dave killing a corpse
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Do not tempt me! Do not tempt me. It would be in my self-interest so do not tempt me! lol
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