My Gerard’s water cooler heat, focus,
Eye balls and butt noses hocus pocus….
Tractor beams and wind breakers,
Philatelists and Pennsylvania Shakers…
Lugubrious jumbo Jimbo clams,
Pedestrian jingoisms clay hams
Goshawks and your butt-face,
Ratchet up the freakin’ ace
Author notes
I cheated on your freakin' contest and entered 4 freakin' entries.... (do by all means, interrupt this esoteric arcanum until the freakin' cows come freakin' home and I come a freakin' cropper....)
A contest entry
- Two lines that rhyme and mean absolutely nothing by Melodies.
650 points, ended December 11, 2008, 18 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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I think it means you have been shopping and are insane from it. You must sit down and drink a cup of tea, you hear?


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I am soaking up your lines and the interpretation that I feel is that you are lying on the plains of the Midwest and a buffalo herd is approaching.
FABULOUS LINES!


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It means you have a deep seated fear of carbuncles





