Country Style Mamigrams Texans Tall Tales

Ever wonder why women from the country
hollars Yihaw
well ifen you ever had a ringer washer
and listened to your ma
Well all the kids running about at play
sometimes ma didn't pay atention and things would get in the way .

Yihaw we would hear her scream,
and then you would hear a loud cracking thing.
Ma would run about the porch and us kids following her trail,
we thought mom was just playing with us when she would yell.

Years later as Ma would introduce us to chores ,
she would show us how to use that there washer for sure.
We would be going along fine then hear a Yihaw,
and mom would get to laughing as we would say that twernt funny at all.

Oh my goodness and as we become married and off from home,
and the dr said you need this here mamigram so come along .
I went into that there office and they told me what I had to do,
and I piped up and said their are much better things Id like to do.

I had plenty of those whilst I was growing up,
didn't have to pay for nery a one and once was enough.
So take that their machine of yours and stick it where the sun dont shine,
cause brother believe me Ive had plenty in my time.

Now I will make a deal with you if you think its a must ,
I will go if you will go just put up or shut up.
For if you cant test me the same way you test a man,
then brother you best come up with a heeck of a better plan.