I went in the bathroom
and took a seat,
I thought the moment
would be sweet.
To my surprise
the seat was wet,
without a clue
I paid my debt.
Any little boy
needs to learn
to lift the seat
when it's their turn.
If you are nice
you'll lift the seat
when you go
standing on your feet.
A girl must sit
when time to pee,
wipe the seat
don't let it be.
It's not a pleasant,
sweet surprise,
we don't always
see it with our eyes.
Every boy must
hear my plea,
please lift the seat
when you go pee.
Author notes
It's not funny if you are the one sitting on the wet toilet seat.
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LMBO Oh, I have had this experience so many times. LOL I usually tell them off. I enjoyed the read!!! Thank you for entering my contest
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LOL ...
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and then back to before ending in !! Nicely shared bit of things we don't really talk about. I've had some thoughts on this very subject ... The boys are told to "Put the toilet seat down when they are finished" and they think that means "put the lid down when they are finished" ... how many times do I find that the entire thing is closed up??? j
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