Parody of Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Wild boar is roasting over open pits,
Billy Bob is causing quite a stir
fondling the twins with his eyes all aglow
from moonshine's freely flowing urn
everybody knows a turnip and some hanging moss
will help to smoke the meat just right,
tiny taters with wild ‘shrooms on the side
will find them hard to wake tonight.
They know Fat Fred is on his way
with lots of fishing lures and cane rods to display
and every redneck child is gonna try
to see if Rottweiler’s really learned how to fly!
And so I’m offering this grand display
of Hicksville family wearing camouflage,
lounging 'bout sleeping bags with their toes all in sight,
Joyous Redneck shindig to you!
Joyous Redneck shindig to your Pappy too!
Author notes
Dang it, I just realized I used a form of red, 'redneck' but not as a color, if it will be DQ'd, I'll change it. Other than that, I hope I did this right and you at least get a chuckle! 
Thanks for the inspiration!
In a list
A contest entry
- Anti Word Bank Ver 7.0 (Xmas Edition) by Loki.
1300 points, ended December 16, 2008, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Hahaha! Being from Texas, I can appreciate the redneck quality. What a great, humorous addition to the contest. Good luck and thanks for your entry!
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Thank you for your kind thoughts, I'm pleased it brought a smile
Happy Holidays!
many blessings, Sandi
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